The usual date assigned to Mr. Alan Clarke’s birth is sometime in the 1970’s. Indeed, his tombstone puts the date at 1976. This is very peculiar, considering he is not yet dead. To make his work he uses the following: Trial, Error, A Steady Hand, Gunpowder, and Uneasy Dreams. The work has been exhibited widely on planet Earth, and is in great demand amongst Royalty and the more discerning Gods. If you don’t believe that, then ask one of them.