Telephone: +353 (0)86 8802595
Post: La Catedral Studios, 7-11 St. Augustine Street, Dublin 8, Ireland
BUYING AND COMMISSIONING WORK
If you might be interested in commissioning some new work please call +353 (0)86 8802595 or email email@example.com.
A selection of originals, limited edition prints, and other sundries and curiosities can sometimes be purchased in the 'buy' section above, or by visiting the studio (by appointment only).
A MEMO TO THE FECKLESS AND UNORIGINAL
The copyright on all the images and words on this site lie with Mr. Alan Clarke. A plague on he who infringes that copyright. Which plague? One or more of the following: Blistered Tongue, Badly Poxed Nethers, The Brass Chill, Skin Failure, An Unlovely Growth of Hair, Rotten Ankles.
Alan Clarke is a professional, do not contact him and expect him to work for free, under any circumstances. If you do, he will poison your well, and summon down 1000 unspeakable horrors upon your house.